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gaychristianprivilege: emily got an iphone today

gaychristianprivilege:

emily got an iphone today

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wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

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notahoe:

somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful 

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40 minutes ago with 767 notes - via foodnun / © notahoe - reblog!


i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

image

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1×14 // 1×23 - requested by 21janeeyre

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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sylvanburningcenter: she is a goddess among tramps

sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

Source: womanofeternaldarkness
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powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

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